Saturday 3 September 2016

10 Things that will happen if Nigeria invited Mark Zuckerberg

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We all know that Mark Zuckerberg  was herein Lagos Nigeria without informing The Federal Government of Nigeria and we all got to realise that he is a humble person.
Assuming The Federal Government invited him,i believe this will be the outcome me:,

1. The presidency will set up a standing committee to welcome him to Nigeria.
2. The Senate/House committees on Information technology will also set up committees to welcome him too.
3. There will be traffic everywhere in Lagos because all roads will be blocked.
4. Mark cannot walk the streets of Yaba because he will be heavily guarded by soldiers (Not Police).
5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that Mark Zuckerberg is here to support Buhari’s fight against corruption.
6. At the airport he will be welcomed by the following, a)Minister of Information however, Minister of Youths and sports will welcome him to the United States of Nigeria b)NCC Chairman c) Chairman House Committee on ICT d) Chairman Senate Committee on ICT e) Spokesperson of the Senate/House f) Senate president g)Speaker of the House h) National Chairman of APC i) National Troupe j)National women leader.
7. Young people will wear shirts with his images, women also will tie wrapper bearing his images.
8. The pages of National newspapers will have felicitation messages welcoming him to Nigeria.
9. N900million will be budgeted for his logistics and feeding
10. In 2019 some government officials will be investigated by EFCC based on misappropriation of funds during this visit.

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