Poland is a safe, civilised, wonderful
country. You can have an awful lot of fun here in world-class cities
without bags of cash or the worry that something is going to go wrong.
But, like anywhere, Poland has it rules and regulations – and they may
not be ones you’re used to. Follow this quick guide to stay on the right
side of the law, and to avoid some common pitfalls.
1. Stamp your bus/tram ticket
In Poland, you can’t just buy a ticket and get
on a bus or tram, you need to validate that sucker too. This means
finding a validating machine on the bus or tram you are travelling on.
The machine will stamp it with the date, time and your route. If you
don’t do this, you’re travelling without a valid ticket and could be
fined. Plainclothes ticket inspectors can pop up at any time and they
don’t care that this isn’t the way it’s done on the No.7 to Ealing.
2. Jaywalking and road safety
Only cross roads at marked pedestrian
crossings, or face a 500zł fine. Wandering across the street anywhere
you like, even when there is no traffic in sight, is illegal. The police
are bored of foreigners trying to get out of these fines by claiming
ignorance, so don’t even try it. And by the way, offering a bribe could
get you a ticket straight to jail.
Some pedestrian crossings have lights (and
a recorded voice) to tell you when you can cross. Don’t think you can
ignore these at 2am when there’s nothing but tumbleweeds bowling down
the street.Poland has one of the worst road safety records in Europe – don’t take the risk.
3. Public drinking
It is illegal to drink alcohol in a public
place. It doesn’t matter if you’re sucking back cans on the corner of
the street or sipping cocktails with your pinky extended at a riverside
picnic – either can earn you a hefty fine and a possible trip to the
drunk tank (see no. 4).
Obviously, this doesn’t apply to outside
seating provided by licensed premises (though don’t be surprised if you
can’t buy spirits sitting outside). It does apply to nipping outside for
a ciggie and taking your beer with you. If the bar doesn’t have a
license for on-the-street tables, you’re just on the street drinking a
beer, and open to prosecution.
4. Public drunkenness
Polish cops have long, long experience of
public drunkenness and they know exactly how to deal with it – by
locking you up in a bare cell until long after you have a very sore
head.
5. Drinking and driving
The
legal blood-alcohol level for driving in Poland is ZERO. Poland has an
horrendous problem with drink driving, and the authorities are keen to
do something about it. Random checks are as real possibility.
Note
that Polish drinking and driving laws also apply to bicycles. It might
sound like a fun idea to hire some bikes and tool around town after a
few afternoon beers, but it could prove a lot more expensive than
anticipated.
6 Strip clubs and brothels
You’ve probably read somewhere that
prostitution is legal in Poland and have mentally constructed all kinds
of interesting scenarios. While it is true that there is no law against
an individual selling sex, brothels are completely illegal. This doesn’t
mean they don’t exist, they do, but if you step through the door be
aware that you’re walking into a criminal world, and all that entails.
There are several strip clubs in Krakow, and these are legal. But keep your wits about you. The Krakow Post has received many reports of customers’ credit and debit cards being scammed for thousands of pounds.
Written by Jamie Stokes