Today, amid extraordinary circumstances, I have assumed the office of FIFA President pursuant to Article 32 (6) of the Fifa Statutes.I will serve only on an interim basis. A new President will be chosen by
the Extraordinary Congress on 26 February 2016. I myself will not be a
candidate for that position.
Until the Extraordinary Congress, I pledge that I will dedicate my best
efforts to the organisation, the member associations, our employees, our
valued partners, and football fans everywhere. FIFA remains committed
to the reform process, which is critical to reclaiming public trust. We
will also continue to cooperate fully with authorities and follow the
internal investigation wherever it leads.
Football has never enjoyed greater support throughout the world, and
that is something everyone associated with FIFA should be proud of.
Akpos
was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the collection
bowl was passed around. He quickly pulled N10 from his pocket and
dropped it in.
Just then, the person behind him tapped me on the shoulder and handed
him a N1000 note. Akpos smiled, placed the N1000 note in the bowl and
passed it on, admiring the man for being so generous.
He felt another tap from behind and heard the man whisper ”son” the man said, ”That N1000 fell from your pocket.”
Akpos, who had only N1010 on him when he was coming to church, collapsed.
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Akpos
was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the collection
bowl was passed around. He quickly pulled N10 from his pocket and
dropped it in.
Just then, the person behind him tapped me on the shoulder and handed
him a N1000 note. Akpos smiled, placed the N1000 note in the bowl and
passed it on, admiring the man for being so generous.
He felt another tap from behind and heard the man whisper ”son” the man said, ”That N1000 fell from your pocket.”
Akpos, who had only N1010 on him when he was coming to church, collapsed.
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-church-offering/#sthash.0rJSB1S0.dpuf
