While browsing through the internet recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names
of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. please,if you are sad,laugh yourself opt.
Here it goes::.
Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
God's Mennonite Church
Guided Missiles Church
JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
Healing Has Begun Ministry
God's Own Ministry
The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)
Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
Huricane Miracle Ministry
Healing Tsunami Ministry
Satan in Trouble Ministry
Fire for Fire Ministry
Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO :D
FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
Jesus Heal Ministry
Face to face ministry
Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
By fire By Fire Ministry
HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
OPM - Other people's money (PH)
God in action ministries
Moving mountain gospel church
MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't
get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err.
Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
Accredited Church of God
Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!)
Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
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