Proverbs are used to illustrate ideas, reinforce arguments and deliver messages of inspiration, consolation, celebration and advice.
Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two idiots will say "Bossu how far?"
Some of you women can't even jog for 5minutes but expect yur man to last in bed with u for 2hours??? Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade..
It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face
Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*
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